Aug 6 20151668/6/15Blogger Uses "Fuck" in Post, Whole Bunch of People Lose Their MindsC.A. Pinkham370I say “fuck” a lot. This is not news to anyone who reads this site regularly—or ever. It was, however, apparently…
Aug 5 2015258/5/15Study Shows Eating Spicy Food Might Help You Live LongerC.A. Pinkham208A new study out of China appears to show that eating certain spicy foods might lead to increased longevity.
Aug 5 201578/5/15Iowa Police Find Meth Lab in Taco BellC.A. Pinkham22This has been a very interesting couple of weeks for meth-related fast food incidents.
Aug 3 20151218/3/15Here Are Some More Stories Of Very Stupid Restaurant Customers, Part 2C.A. Pinkham2.0KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Aug 2 2015328/2/15Man Sues In-N-Out After Finding Meth in His MilkshakeC.A. Pinkham199I mean, the throes of meth addiction probably do count as “animal-style,” so it wasn’t exactly false advertising.
Aug 1 20151168/1/15A $15 Minimum Wage Would Barely Have Any Effect on Fast Food PricesC.A. Pinkham264Surprise, surprise! A new study points out that were the US to adopt a $15 minimum wage, the price of a Big Mac…
Aug 1 20151108/1/15If I See One More Post About Secret Menus, I Am Going to Vomit BloodC.A. Pinkham673“Hey, you know what you should try? Ordering off the SECRET MENU, bro. Like, ask for a McChicken, but instead of the…
Jul 29 2015267/29/15KFC is Releasing a Chicken Bucket That Takes Polaroids For Some ReasonC.A. Pinkham182They really don’t seem to understand their core demo, since most of us would desperately love to forget any trip to…
Jul 27 20151127/27/15Here Are Some More Stories of Very Stupid Restaurant CustomersC.A. Pinkham1.6KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jul 25 2015297/25/15Lunatic Man Plans to Open Chain of Lunatic Butter Coffee ShopsC.A. Pinkham387I honestly thought that if I ever ran a headline centered around butter coffee, it would have to involve Paula Deen.…
Jul 25 2015137/25/15Fireball Whisky Chicken Wings Are a Thing Because America is TerribleC.A. Pinkham225We owe everyone an apology for allowing this to happen.
Jul 23 2015297/23/15Science is Now Developing a Pill to Help Celiac Sufferers Eat GlutenC.A. Pinkham338In what can only be described as great news for both sufferers of Celiac Disease and anyone who hates people who…
Jul 22 2015877/22/15Let's Talk About Children in RestaurantsC.A. Pinkham1.8KWell, I’m sure this won’t be a contentious discussion at all.
Jul 20 2015757/20/15Spectacularly WTF Restaurant Stories, Part 2C.A. Pinkham792Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jul 18 2015407/18/15City Accidentally Gives Tipped Workers a Raise, Immediately Regrets ItC.A. Pinkham290Recently, Portland, Maine* decided they wanted to get in on some of that sweet, sweet minimum wage raising action…
Jul 15 2015217/15/15The Lays "Do Us a Flavor" Finalists This Year Are Hot GarbageC.A. Pinkham648Well, one of them might be OK. The others are almost certain to be terrible.
Jul 14 2015157/14/15Yelp Sued Over Their Food Delivery Service's Alleged Tip TheftC.A. Pinkham116The sun rises, the sun sets, Yelp is accused of doing something massively dickish and unethical. Let’s get to it,…
Jul 13 20151057/13/15Spectacularly WTF Restaurant Stories, Part 1C.A. Pinkham1.0KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jul 11 2015367/11/15This Petition to Change the Name of Cracker Barrel is Very ConfusingC.A. Pinkham247I can’t for the life of me figure out what this Change.org petition is trying to satirize.
Jul 11 2015547/11/15Five-Year-Old Finds Cell Phone Camera in Starbucks BathroomC.A. Pinkham184Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.