Jul 3 2018147/3/18I Did It for the BlogJoanna Rothkopf101This Sunday, I got the worst cold I’ve gotten in three years, forcing me to become a mouth breather. My lips are…
Jul 2 2018117/2/18Goodbye to Ellie Shechet, the World's Only Ansel Elgort Beat ReporterJoanna Rothkopf21Ellie Shechet is a unique, thrilling combination of meticulous reporter, brilliant humorist, sharply insightful…
Jun 29 201836/29/18The Age of Aquaria is Upon UsMegan Reynolds and Joanna Rothkopf58JOANNA: Last night you texted me, “I feel insane/ soaring highs/ followed by dark lows/ moral emergencies.” I feel…
Video6/25/18Jun 25 20183Video6/25/18 VideoWestworld's Season Finale Has Me Feeling Mildly Nauseated and Generally Optimistic for the Robot CommunityJoanna Rothkopf11The twists, turns, unclear timelines, hushed melodramatic voices, and presence of so much dust in Westworld Season 2…
Jun 21 201856/21/18Mayonnaise Is Next to Godliness in These Summer SaladsJoanna Rothkopf78Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Jun 19 2018136/19/18Powerlifting Coach on Don Jr.'s Terrible Form and the Dark Trap of Ego: 'It Gives Powerlifting a Bad Name'Joanna Rothkopf245On Sunday, Donald Trump Jr. announced that he had reached a new personal record in the amount of weight that he…
Jun 18 2018276/18/18Pro-Life Group Has Nothing to Say About Children in CagesJoanna Rothkopf60Thousands of families are being separated at the United States border thanks to Attorney General Jeff Sessions’s…
Video6/18/18Jun 18 20183Video6/18/18 VideoStay in Westworld Long Enough and You're Gonna Cut Yourself OpenJoanna Rothkopf6In the penultimate episode of Westworld’s second season, things are really getting moving. In the lawless world of…
Jun 14 201876/14/18Ivana Trump and an Italian Millionaire Would Like to Sell You Diet PastaJoanna Rothkopf70NEW YORK, NY—On Wednesday, Ivana Trump, businesswoman, ex-wife of the president, and mother to his three most odious…
Video6/9/18Jun 9 20189Video6/9/18 VideoSex and the City Season 6, ExplainedJoanna Rothkopf11For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…
Video6/8/18Jun 8 20181Video6/8/18 VideoSex and the City Season 5, ExplainedJoanna Rothkopf11For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…
Video6/7/18Jun 7 20183Video6/7/18 VideoSex and the City Season 4, ExplainedJoanna Rothkopf18For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…
Video6/6/18Jun 6 20183Video6/6/18 VideoSex and the City Season 3, ExplainedJoanna Rothkopf16For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…
Jun 5 201846/5/18Congratulations to Cooke (????) Maroney (????)Joanna Rothkopf74Jennifer freaking Lawrence, Katniss of Everdeen, ex-girlfriend of Darren Aronofsky, third highest paid actress in…
Video6/5/18Jun 5 20182Video6/5/18 VideoSex and the City Season 2, ExplainedJoanna Rothkopf12For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…
Jun 4 2018166/4/18A Journey Into the Righteous, Risk-Averse World of Faith-Based FilmsJoanna Rothkopf198Almost 15 years ago, Mel Gibson directed The Passion of the Christ, a biblical drama that’s in many ways the…
Video6/4/18Jun 4 20186Video6/4/18 VideoSex and the City Season 1, ExplainedJoanna Rothkopf31For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…
Video6/4/18Jun 4 20183Video6/4/18 VideoWestworld's 'Les Écorchés' Flayed My BrainJoanna Rothkopf23Last season, Westworld had a couple of really great, fast-paced puzzle episodes that focused hard on dislodging…
May 31 201855/31/18Would You Have Sex With the Phillie Phanatic?Joanna Rothkopf85The Phillie Phanatic, the Philadelphia Phillies’ (baseball) mascot, is six feet, six inches and 300 pounds of…
May 25 2018155/25/18Alexa Is a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama!!!Joanna Rothkopf25To all the simple and naive individuals who thought that Amazon’s Alexa was essentially your property, your loyal…