May 7 2016
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The last time my mother and I had an actual conversation was on Mother’s Day 2014, when she told me that I shouldn’t…
Dec 31 2015
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If you are reading this, I am high. Very, very high. I’m on two Xanax, one Norco, and a handful of ibuprofen I took…
Nov 26 2015
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With Thanksgiving soon drawing to a close, you may be wondering what to do with all those pictures you took of your…
Nov 26 2015
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Let’s be real: everyone loves to fart and hates to exercise. That’s why so many of us were excited by the recent…
Nov 26 2015
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Happy Thanksgiving! Is this or is this not an accurate depiction of exactly what you look like right now, filled up…
Nov 26 2015
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Earlier this week, a brave woman made headlines when she took her vagina into her own hands and decided to see if…
Nov 26 2015
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Welcome, friends, to another round of Thanksgiving terror. Right now, you’re probably about to make some awful…
Nov 26 2015
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All glory to Donald Trump, a man whose lack of self-awareness and repugnant attitude don’t take a break even during…
Nov 26 2015
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People have strange traditions when it comes to Thanksgiving. As someone who does not celebrate—and it’s Boston…
Nov 26 2015
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Hot new couple alert: Former One Directioner (and possible member of Isis, according to The Huffington Post) Zayn…
Nov 25 2015
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Just imagine: by this time tomorrow you’ll either be stuffing your face with delicious turkey or (like me) a…
Nov 25 2015
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Molly Soda is an acclaimed artist (and Tumblr icon) whose earlier work includes critiques of “natural makeup” and…
Nov 24 2015
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Christmas is only a month away, so don’t forget to stock up on this year’s hottest toys: They’re squishy balls that…
Nov 24 2015
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If your family Thanksgiving dinner fills you with dread and your relatives don’t like Adele enough to turn off their…
Nov 24 2015
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Sherri Shepherd’s baby saga continues. The actress, who’s been trying to get out of paying child support for a baby…
Nov 23 2015
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Last week, an Australian man went viral after his passport photo—bearing his name, Phuc Dat Bich—made the rounds of…
Nov 23 2015
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In this current economy, more and more businesses are asking their workers to do two jobs for the price of one. Such…
Nov 23 2015
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You likely already know that Kermit and Miss Piggy are no longer together, and that Kermit’s got a new flame—another…
Nov 23 2015
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Rumored actual baby and notorious donut-licker Ariana Grande won an award at the American Music Awards Sunday…
Nov 22 2015
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This is Junior. Junior is a French bulldog. Junior likes to ride in cars and sing ‘Diamonds’ with some dude who’s…