'I'm Not Gay No More' REMIX Is The Best Use Of An Ex-Gay Speech Ever
In DepthIn the original video, an attendee at the Church of God in Christ’s 107th Holy Convocation in St. Louis, Missouri over the weekend, a young man who presumably previously identified himself as gay claimed to be “delivered” from homosexuality in the most flamboyant way possible, at least according to a Vine clip acquired by media aggregator Towelroad.
I’m not gay no more. I am delivered! I don’t like mens no more. I said I like women. Women women women women! I said women! I’m not gay! I would not date a man! I would not carry a purse! I would not put on make-up! I will, I will love a women.”
And since nothing says JESUS CHRIST like money in a place of worship, the man was provided with $100 for his “successful” ex-gay “conversion.”
We love you son. You can live for God. Your past is just that, behind you. Better is in front of you. He’s a brand new creature…God said he’s going to bless you because of your commitment. Just to prove it, he just told me to give you $100.
Yeah, because Christ was all about the Benjamins, right? It’s not like He lived in poverty, expected His disciples to generally do the same, and threw a temper tantrum over capitalism in a house of God. Nope. Clearly not.
I’ve heard of gay for pay, but pay for no gay? That’s a new one on me. At least we get this wonderful remix out of it, I guess.
Video via YouTube.